You stand beside the tiger girl and before the immense Biltmore Castle high atop Red Mountain in the city of Birmingham. Between you and your destination is the slow moving, yet wide, Kumquat River.

Tamera is starting to get on your nerves by picking the lice out of your hair and eating it. "Do you mind?" you ask.

"Look, I'm a jungle girl, I was raised by apes and was taught that social grooming is how we primates bond," she explains.

"Can't we just talk?" you ask her.

"Do you want to talk about eating lice?"



You attempt to change the subject. "Hey look there's a boat, we can cross over to the castle!"


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