FULL NAME: Humble Harem Girl, my master.

DATE OF BIRTH: March 12, 1256.

AMBITIONS: To serve my master.

TURN-ONS: Pleasing my master.

TURNOFFS: Not living up to the standards of my saintly master.

LAST BOOK READ: The Holy Qur'an.

FAVORITE PASTIME: I don't think it's polite to bring that up, do you?

MOTTO: "Yes, Master."