mutter to Tallulah, "What the hell, hang on to it. These people are
probably a bunch of nuts and it must be pretty valuable if they want it
so bad. Its not the end of the world."
Suddenly the gray of the room begins to turn sepia. You hear an evil laugh erupt from dark places most foul. A malicious voice calls out, "It might not be the end of the world, but its the end of this world."
You recognize the voice. Its the voice of pure evil, Carmilla Queen of the Damned. She takes the opportunity to swoop in and destroy all that these people hold dear. The earth melts around you as you watch Tallulah embrace the mysterious Scarlet Heart. "Oops, my bad," you fret to yourself because everyone is either too busy dying or being dead to pay you any heed.
As Carmilla crawls swiftly back into the bowels of Hell you cling to her tail in a desperate act to save your worthless hide.