"Tallulah baby," bellows the cowboy, "give me a kiss. I know my breath don’t stink anymore."

"Back off sheriff. I can smell your breakfast," answers Tallulah.

"But I’ve spent over 450 million dollars hiring the best chemists in the world to come up with a mouthwash just so you’ll give me a kiss."

"You tell them to come up with a better formula than this. It seems like for that kind of money they should guarantee results," replies Tallulah.

"Ok, you’re right. 450 million dollars is a hell of a lot of money. Certainly these guys should come up with a formula that can fix this bad breath. Dog gawn it, I’ll beat one more formula out of ‘em before I sign that check."

You decide to shuffle on outside.